Okay, few quick things all who actually have their clumsy asses stumble over this collection of junk that is me.

1) I'm not an artist. The only reason I have this account is because Bluehog made it for me. I swear I didn't ask him to make it or anything like that. But whatever, here I am. As far as art goes, don't expect much. And when I do put some loathsome abomination on this site, don't expect much quality considering I do not have photoshop. I have the "oh-so-wonderful" generic art program known as Paint. Ever hear of it? Didn't think so considering EVERYTHING is done with photoshop. *sigh* I digress... anyway, ON TO THE NEXT POINT!

2) I am a writer. As in fantasy fiction, based on RP's I do with Digitails and Bluehog in real life. Ergo, I will most likely have to make a profile page on my characters, wrapping up their personal histories and such sometime. (YAY! WORK!) I have kinda sorta not really been working on my series Shadows of the Light. A book series that I have not seriously worked on in a long time because video-games and my girlfriend (Digitails) are my love and passion, writing is not. Writing is something I do to distract myself in school. I'm told I'm good at it, but personally I hate my own writting style. I feel I'm too bland and not nearly descriptive enough... Oh speaking of which that brings me to my next point which is...

3) I am extremely critical of myself. For example how I hate my own writing style/appearance. I've been told it once, twice, and again and again. I am a total EMO online sometimes. (One of several reasons i tried to avoid this site. Fail.) However, I do hope that I will not be so bad here, so long as assmunches (copyright of that word goes to Kaidona Fegkari, and I owe her a cookie for letting me use it without her permssion) don't completely try to disassemble me through my computer monitor. (Fat chance, I know). Either way, I will try to keep the self pity/self hate to a minimum. As opposed to that i will try to be...

4)Funny. If there is a reason my girlfriend loves me as much as she does, it is because I'm funny. I tried being modest about this, but George Carlin's ghost always pops up and screams "BULLSHIT!!!!" whenever I do. I give up. I'm funny, end of story.

5)(Holy crap, no clever way to lead into this one.) ((And for the record, I took a break here to play the first level of Star Fox 64 on the VC)) In regards to other people, I like to say that I'm relatively a decent person. I will treat you with respect if you treat me with respect. That being said, if you disrespect me or my work (what little I put on this site) I will most likely curse you off behind my monitor and then completely disregard what you say. I might respond if I'm angered enough, but then again I guess that makes me no different than anyone else.

(This is still number 5 for the record)In regards to commenting on my work, I'm not exactly a good recipient of constructive criticism (see bullet 3 for reasons why in addition to the following). It's mainly just because SOME people, namely certain girlfriends that shall not be named, are rather vicious in their critiques and that kinda destroys my will to create. If you feel the need to critique moi, please be sure to include something I did good. ... Actually, better to include a list of things I did good to soften the blow.

6) Uhhhh... Ya know, I can't thing of anything good for 6. Let's just go to...

7) NUMBER 7! AHA, CLEVER TRANSITION RETURNS! I LIKE TO SHOUT A LOT BUT IT DOESN'T NECESSARILY MEAN I'M ANGRILY SHOUTING. I JUST LIKE TO BE LOUD SOMETIMES! CAN YOUR EYES HEAR ME YET?

8) Well that's about it. So I guess there's no need for that 8 huh?

Well that's about it. As you can see my mood is content. (Hail the Phyco Mantis emo-thingy) If you managed to read all of this you have my thanks and awe. Namely my awe. Look forward to the future and let you dreams be the road to it!
AND NOW FOR A FEW CLOSING WORDS!

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